Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!So like u wanna enter the Abyss of UMER the Brain Tumour!?!?!?!?! Hmmmmmm..... well as itsMY homepage so like MY rules apply!! eheheeheheheehee we'll start with the systemrequirements and mind u, I dun give a damn how low u'r dads salary is and how u cantafford a Pentium!!!! heheheheehee my homepage requires a MMM (not to be mistaken with theinferior MMX), which if expanded gets to Mega Mean Machine!!! A Pentium-100 is minimum!!!eheheeheheee u'll be stuck for hours downloadin the muzik + grafix + stuff with anythinglower than that.... and u'll probably wind up with half pics and no muzik. My homepage isheavy to the max with pics + muzik as u can c!!!! heheheheehehe so torture u'r dad to getu a better machine :) Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay now lets get onto the RAM...... well 16-MB+recommended. Also 16M colors + 800x600 display is highly recommended and also do try toturn the Toolbar of the browser off. Hmmmmmmmm and try to get a 28.8 Kbps+ modem. It'll doya good. And btw, to listen to the sound u gotta have 
Sound Blaster Pro or compatible and while u'r at it.... c if ya got anyspeakers.... eheheheheee kinda gets the things started :))))) and for the smart alecs outthere.... yeah yeah u need the monitor, mouse, KB and other stooooooooooopid stuff thatcomes with u'r dumb machine!!!! sooooooooooooooo there ya have it!!! ehehehehehee may theforce b with u...... beam me up Scotty!!!! [ Corny to the max Umer!!!! :(((( ]
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey wait...... I'm not doneyet!!! well just had to tell ya that this site is best viewed with 
Oh and btw.... I'm using these two free web basedEmail browsers..... if u still dun have an account there...... GET ONE LAMER!!!! mypersonal rating respectively....
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